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i-am-that-monster:

no:

Porn is Too much. Someone could’ve eaten those apples, but instead you put them all in your Asshole? Who will eat them now? I won’t

peaceful-soul:

  • please,
  • don’t eat less, eat right
  • don’t hold it in, it’s okay to cry
  • don’t hurt yourself, there is always an alternative
  • don’t shut yourself away, speak up
  • don’t be your own bully, be your own hero
  • don’t give up, because you’re worth so much more than you think

(Source: foreverlovinlife)

glmrk-lls:

when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs

(Source: secondtired)

(Source: kowaru)

commandereyebrows:

bonvivantx:

“If all cosmos were the same distance apart, gravity would pull them all in the same direction. They’d remain perfectly aligned, and precisely nothing would happen. Irregularity, imperfection, and lack of order in hydrogen compacts, atoms of gas gravitating away from each other, and compressed temperatures is what created our universe. Perfection in our galaxy simply does not exist. Without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.” —Into The Universe with Stephen Hawking: ‘The Story of Everything’

Utilize this as an analogy next time attempt to undermine your self-worth caused by fallacious and subjective standards one must meet in order to attain aesthetic appeal. Symmetric cannot be created if its source is asymmetric.

so basically we live because of imperfection, not despite it

tsunderayeeee:

I have such a big thing for doushebag characters that it’s not even laughable anymore

supermariosunshine:

supermariosunshine:

why the fuck do most anime openings have english words tied into them what if american cartoons starting doing that too like can you imagine turning on spongebob one day and WHO LIVES IN A 翔太のお尻 UNDER THE SEA

who the fuck changed it from pineapple to shota ass

pomelomela:

Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.